I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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