Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you have to choose: penises or morals?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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