is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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