question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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