a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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