Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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