Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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