My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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