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i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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