At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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