what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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