I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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