Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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