I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
handjob tips. give me some.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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