So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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