I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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