I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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