When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
You dont lie about slip and slides
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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