Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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