Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
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