did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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