check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Randomize