Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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