Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Randomize