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He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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