i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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