butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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