I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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