Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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