Porn is love you can see.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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