My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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