She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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