at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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