you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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