just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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