My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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