Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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