***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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