I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
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He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
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I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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