are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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