thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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