Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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