why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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