NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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