I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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