Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So many bounce houses so little time
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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