So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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