I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
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i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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