Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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