sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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